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THE
CAREER DOCTOR
TEACHING
YOURSELF VITAL LESSONS
IN
SELF-PROMOTION
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If
you've got the qualification and the right attitude but
it's all going wrong, there may be other reasons why you're
not succeeding at interviews, says ROWAN MANAHAN
I'M
well-qualified. I have great experience.
I'm
a hard worker. I'm even a nice person.
WHY
WON'T ANYONE HIRE ME?
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I
hear this kind of complaint on a regular basis. Chances
are, you are probably doing one or two simple things wrong
at interviews. The process of hiring is called screening
and selection. This is a misnomer. It should be called
screening and elimination.
Suppose
there are one hundred applicants for a single position,
ninety of whom are screened out at the CV stage. For the
remaining ten, do you suppose that the interviewer(s) is
looking to find out the absolute best points of each candidate
or the chinks in their armour? Which takes less time? Which
is easier? Which is cheaper?
The
old cliché tells us that if you've got the interview,
you've got the job. That should be true, but never lose
sight of the fact that the interview is all about identifying
which of these 'possibles' is the real thing. There's a
world of difference between the candidate who sounds good
and the candidate who is good and sound ....
Herewith,
my all-time list of things to do if you absolutely don't
want the job:
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Turn
up late, sweating and out of breath, because you didn't
bother to scout out the building and you couldn't
find a parking space. |
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Dress
inappropriately, because you don't care about the
impression you make on your own, or anyone else's
behalf. |
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Dont
listen to the questions asked and prattle on nervously,
laughing at your own hilarious jokes and regaling
the interviewer with a stream of irrelevant anecdotes
and examples. |
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If
that doesn't work, try answering with monosyllabic
grunts and hostile stares. |
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Tell
the interviewer how he/she should be running the business
and how you're going to change everything when
you are in charge. |
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Admit
to perfectionism or overworking when asked about your
weaknesses. |
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Contradict
yourself as the interview progresses, because you
can't remember which lie you told to whom and in response
to which question .... or better yet, claim credit
for significant achievements on your CV and then be
completely unable to supply any detail as to how you
accomplished these feats. |
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Reveal
that you have applied for loads of jobs in
the last year, because your current job is a bore
and you can't wait to get out of 'that rotten company.' |
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Ask
trite, naïve, self-serving questions at the end
of the interview because you havent researched
the industry or the job and youre only really
applying because you want a bit more drinking money. |
If
you are not dropping this sort of obvious clanger but you
are not succeeding at interview after interview, it's time
to swallow some humble pie and start learning from your
mistakes. Under the Freedom of Information Act, you are
entitled to seek feedback on your performance at interview.
In
the private sector, companies tend not to give particularly
useful feedback, typically responding with some statement
to the effect that there was a 'more suitable', 'better
qualified' or 'more experienced' candidate. Fine. Ask them
what YOU could have done better. Harass them nicely. Send
them a check-list by e-mail and ask them to take a few moments
to HELP you! Wait a month and send a congratulation card
to the successful candidate. Then invite him/her to lunch
and pick his/her brains. Don't give up. DIG until you learn
something that allows you to improve your approach.
With
the roll-out of the Strategic Management Initiative in the
public sector, you are now entitled to fairly concrete feedback
on your performance at interview, specifically on areas
in which you were perceived as being weak. You are also
entitled to a transcript of the questions asked, the notes
taken and scores assigned to each of your answers. If psychometric
or other testing is used as part of the selection process,
you are entitled to see the results and receive an explanation
of what those results mean.
New
Vocabulary
You
use an alien language in the selection process, a vocabulary
that you have no occasion to call upon outside of a professional
interview. This is called 'The Vocabulary of Self Promotion.'
(It's the kind of self-laudatory phrasing that would
get you a clip on the ear from your mother if you used it
in her presence, no matter what age you are).
An
interview is an exercise in public speaking and as such,
it merits a great deal of rehearsal. If you don't have good,
honest answers to these old chestnuts, then you are in trouble
before you begin:
Use
a Dictaphone and practise your answers to the stock interview
questions over and over. Better yet, use a video camera
and watch and listen to yourself. Get feedback from your
friends and family.
If
you are consistently failing at interviews, you are probably
doing something very basic very badly. A blind spot, by
definition, is something that you can't see in yourself.
Your friends and family may not notice it either. Or may
be too polite to tell you. Or you might not be listening
to what they are telling you. The information is there.
Have the courage to look for it.
"No
one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
Eleanor
Roosevelt
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Rowan
Manahan is Managing Director of Fortify
Services, a Dublin-based outplacement and career management
firm.
Original article here.