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Q:
I was talking to a friend who conducts interviews
as part of his job and he told me that one of the
most irritating things a candidate can do is to
use clichéd answers in a job interview. What
are these clichés?
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“I believe that I’m …”
“I think …” “I feel …”
“I would say …” “I suppose …”
Banish passive, equivocal responses that begin this way
from your delivery. Qualifying what you are going to say
(particularly about yourself) de-values everything that
follows. Be concrete and specific. Give third-party evidence
of your abilities in answer to open questions – how
you solved a difficult problem, or feedback that a superior
gave you. You never hear a newsreader say, “I
think this is the nine o’clock news.” Practise
using crispy, unequivocal language that doesn’t creep
into arrogance.
“I
only have …” “I’m afraid that I
only have …” “I don’t have much
…” No apologetic language either!
They think you can do this job. You think you can do this
job, otherwise you would not have applied. So don’t
apologise. An interviewer who is trying to advocate another
candidate may introduce leading questions to make you use
this sort of tone. Don’t.
The
word, “challenge”
– it has been used to death. What do you really enjoy
in your work? Is it getting your teeth into something meaty?
The intellectual tickle? Winning? Finding an elegant solution
to a problem? Pulling disparate personalities together into
a cohesive team? Let your competition use extinct terms
like “challenge” – show them
up by being focused and unambiguous.
The
phrase “I’m good with people”
– it is meaningless and you sound like a contestant
in a beauty contest when you say it. Be specific about your
interpersonal skills. Key terms: your ability to empathise,
your ability to listen and your ability to articulate a
point plainly and clearly.
Admitting
to “perfectionism,” “overworking”
or “not suffering fools
gladly” as a weakness. A trained interviewer
will draw a line through your name on the spot if you try
this sort of nonsense.
Little
jokes about sitting in the interviewer’s chair
in five year’s time – yawn. There are
a lot of reasons for asking the, “Where do you plan
to be in five years time?” question; but the smart-alec
answer will satisfy none of them.
Name-dropping
– unless you are 100% certain it will get you the
job. Name-dropping just makes the interviewer feel unimportant
and excluded from the decision-making process. Not a good
idea. Name-dropping to lend weight to your opinions or research
is OK, as long as you don’t overdo it.
Any
negative reference to a current or previous employer.
This is often quite difficult to avoid, but showing up on
a first date and spending the evening bitching about your
previous boy/girlfriends wouldn’t exactly endear you
to the person on the other side of the dinner table would
it?
Rowan
Manahan is MD of the career management firm Fortify
Services and author of Where’s My Oasis?
Visit www.fortifyservces.com or telephone 01 230 1313.
Irish Independent,
Jobs & Careers supplement, February 24th 2005.
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