COVER
LETTERS
Q102:
We all know the reality of life for people in transition
year (in secondary school). Well, an essential module
of that year is a thing called "Work Experience."
Now, some kids have never experienced work in their lives
and a lot of them look forward to lives where they will
never have to experience toil. To gain that all-important
work experience commission from a company it requires
- apart from golfing buddies of Dad's or other buddies
of Mum's or a network of friends - a letter to someone
requesting a placement for a week or a month or two. So
why are so many of these letters riddled with bad grammar,
nil punctuation and bad expression? Is that a
sign of how these kids are going to be when they grow
up? Will they be good employees or is there something
else at play? On the line from Fortify Services
here's Rowan Manahan; welcome back to the show Rowan.
Fortify:
Hey-ho Scott ...
Q102:
Have you come across what I have just described in the
business that you are in?
Fortify:
Well not at the work-experience level, but otherwise?
A million and one times, yes, ab-so-lutely.
Q102:
And what's going on there, why are these letters so bad?
Fortify:
OK, using your example: your classic, pimply, 16 year-old
who is sponging off his or her parents ... the kid may
not be all that enthused about the work experience and
is expressing that lack of enthusiasm with this slapdash,
careless approach.
Q102:
You mean writing the letter just to get mummy off my back?
Fortify:
Pretty much. It's akin to writing the "Thank
you for the lovely socks Granny" letter after
Christmas. "I'm doing this under severe protest
here. I don't really care what it looks like and whether
it's representing me well or not."
There
is less reason for that to be happening in the case of
a 26 year-old, who is no longer sponging off their parents
and yet I see the same carelessness at that level. All
the time. It is extraordinary to me that someone who is
trying to position themselves for, even an entry-level
job (straight out of formal education), where they are
trying to distinguish themselves from a herd of 100, or
200 or even sometimes 500 applications would be so sloppy!
I'm sure you are deluged in Q102 with unsolicited
CVs and applications. To try and mark yourself out from
that crowd - you don't want to be doing that at the bottom
of the food chain - with typoes, formatting errors, grammatical
errors, really fundamental stuff ...
Q102:
And Rowan, how reasonable is it for the person who is
reviewing said pile of letters to take issue and point
these errors out with a red pen and say, "I wouldn't
hire this kid because ..."?
Fortify:
If only they would take as much trouble as to have a red
pen. How reasonable is it to chuck that letter or that
CV into the bin, in my professional opinion?
Q102:
Please do.
Fortify:
Highly reasonable. Case in point: I'm sitting
here working on behalf of say, one of the big law firms
in town and it's that time of the year when all of the
young graduates are applying, looking to get an apprenticeship
with my client's firm. Thousands of applications
flying around the city and coming across my desk every
year. And you know what? The first spelling mistake I
come across, and you are in the bin.
Q102:
Wow ...
Fortify:
I don't care if you are a rocket scientist, I don't care
if you are Albert Einstein, I don't care if you are Perry
Mason with a PhD - you are in the bin!
Q102:
Well that always assumes, Rowan, that you are able to
spell all of those words yourself ...
Fortify:
Weeeeell ... (laughing) one always hopes ... But look,
there's a couple of very simple things you need to think
about here, no matter what level you are at. You mentioned
the work experience situation. Use your family, your parents
and spread that net wide. Make sure that you are writing
to somebody who is waiting for your letter, if not with
enthusiasm, at least with knowledge that it is coming.
Many companies are not happy to take a work experience
kid, they don't know what to do with them, there can be
insurance issues, it can be a case 8 times out of 10 of
the kid making the coffee and doing a lot of photocopying.
At
every level - the NET! The internet is groaning
with information on this subject. There's an excellent
piece (laughing) written by myself. It's an extract from
my book on the subject of ... the perfect cover letter
and you can find it on recruitireland.com
There's
no excuse for this kind of sloppiness any more. Your cover
letter is supposed to be representing you - it speaks
on your behalf to a potential employer - so take a bit
of trouble over it. You've got a grammar checker on your
computer. You've got a spell checker on your computer.
And you have friends and family who are interesting in
helping you. If you want to represent yourself well in
writing, you have to sweat a little. Call in the cavalry.
Don't know where to start with a cover letter? Ask your
parents! Can't spell to save your life? Use the spell-checker
and call on your brother or sister to proof-read your
effort. But don't, don't, DON'T send out something that
might as well be written in crayon on the back of an envelope
and expect anyone to take you seriously.
Q102:
Rowan Manahan from Fortify Services, food for thought
as always ...
Fortify:
Have a good evening Scott.